Techy Weapons, Shit Weapons (and what disasters occur when you cross them)

There’s nothing worse than popping down the local arms dealer only to get confused over what’s hot-shit and what’s just shit-shit in the world of weaponry. We at TechyShit advise you print this Shit’o'meter graph off and take it with you.

(If you want some sources for the graph or wish to disagree over the techy vs shitness of any of the weapons featured here today please leave a comment. But: FACT the Claymore is MORE awesome and LESS techy than Nunchucks. Disagree with that and I will personally hunt you down and painfully destroy you with everything in the top left hand corner.)

Any suggestions for next week’s graph are also welcomed in the comments below.

Some links: Raytheon KillerBee, Dread Gun, Blast Knuckles, Wasp Knife, Greek Fire, Arbalest, Katana, Morning Star, Claymore, fusen bakudan, anti-tank dog, yoyo, FP-45 Liberator, tekko kagi, vomit flashlight.

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