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There’s a lot of evidence to suggest that insomnia is linked to high intelligence. For you techs with soaring IQ’s, it’s therefore important that a bed offers more than a soft mattress. We’ve put together a list of 7 beds that’ll stop you wasting those wakeful hours counting the bed springs.
1- Floating Magnetic Bed
“Hey baby, you don’t have any piercings do you?”
This floating slab of magnetic wizardry will set you back a tidy $1.5 million.
2 - Jet Fuselage Bed
“‘cos I’m leaving, ooon a jet plane, don’t know when i’ll b…zzzz…”
This bed’s headboard is constructed from an authentic 747 engine nacelle crowning. The inside has been covered with plexiglass so you can see the internal structure. Available on request.
3 - Pan-media Canopy Bed
A concept design from movie buff Edoardo Carlino, ‘Hi Can’ has a drop screen, surround sound and Internet and gaming capabilities. Truly the bed of champions.
Via Hi Can
4 - Slide-in Bed Speaker Panel
“Rock - a - bye - baby”
More of an accessory than a bed, Sonic Impact’s BM101 speaker panel slides below your mattress for total body sound immersion. Turn the bass up high enough and the bed’ll even get jiggy for
5 - Air-conditioned Bed
“Is that an air pocket in your mattress or are you just pleased to see me?”
The perfect solution to those sweat inducing nightmares about Obama ripping off a face-mask to reveal he’s Kevin Rose. The bed is also “extremely ecological” because it uses less than $0.24 worth of power per month.
6 - Self-making Bed
“I’ll make the bed sweetheart, you get the dishes”
The bed sheet is rolled and smoothed out by two fasteners that move along metal bars both sides of the bed. The two bars are automatically lowered once the sheet is spread out.
7 - Reality
“Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive”
Thanks to Lucy from Sofa.com for this week’s post on beds.