1. Lifehacker The ultimate tech lifestyle site. It describes itself as "self help for power users" and will help you achieve the most possible in your day, even if that is how to burn calories without doing anything. 2. Twitter When I say 'useful', I obviously don't mean useful. Twitter is good for ...

Rant Now that the image part is out let me rant. By the way, I will be ranting quite a bit so grab a beer. You'll need it.

I totally agree that Twitter is one of the craziest phenomenon the web has seen in a long time. I mean every other blog you visit, there is an article on twitter. And if that’s not enough you can always find someone tweeting in the background while watching CNN or ...

There's a lot of evidence to suggest that insomnia is linked to high intelligence. For you techs with soaring IQ's, it's therefore important that a bed offers more than a soft mattress. We've put together a list of 7 beds that'll stop you wasting those wakeful hours counting the bed ...

A while back we compiled images of old computers which you guys seemed to enjoy quite a bit. And the time when all you perverted geeks were getting ready to play with your joystick thinking this was some post for you to get your jollies off. Good times! Anyway, we are ...

[caption id="attachment_348" align="aligncenter" width="545" caption="Techy Quotes, Shit Quotes"][/caption] Sharing's caring and I loved most of the quotes on these two pages. As always, suggestions for more graphs welcomed in the comments below.

Check out Part One of Mac Makes A Shit Hot Hamster Home for the full backstory. As fortune foretold, the hamsters had a falling out and an armistice could not be negotiated. The only solution was a) build a second home or b) flush one of the hamsters down the shitter. ...

[caption id="attachment_348" align="aligncenter" width="545" caption="Techy Weapons, Shit Weapons (and what disasters occur when you cross them)"][/caption] There's nothing worse than popping down the local arms dealer only to get confused over what's hot-shit and what's just shit-shit in the world of weaponry. We at TechyShit advise you print this Shit'o'meter graph ...

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A TechyShit reader recently got in touch, to send us photos of something too awesome not to share. N-Bomb (who wishes to remain anonymous) managed to combine two of our favourite pastimes - giving homes to funny looking defenseless animals, and ripping the insides out of funny looking defenseless computers. Here ...