25+ Images That Might Give Geeks a Hard On
I guess we got a little too lazy this time. We were busy looking at the stats and all the sponsor emails that we have been getting. Things went a little over our head and we got a little lazier than usual. But we are back and of course we will keep it rocking. Before we start the post itself, here is something for you to look at. She is beautiful, hot like a burning lava and of course a geek. Nothing can be hotter than a geeky chick. Feast your eyes and then we will move along.
Wow! You guys are pervs 
. Took you a while for you to analyze that image. Anyways, today we bring you some things that might define the epitome of geekness. We like to be called geeks ourselves but contrary to the popular belief, geeks are not nerds. Geeks are good looking and nerds are well, nerdy. Enjoy the images and get your geek on!
note : I am pretty bad at captioning images so if you don’t like it feel free to bash the hell out of me. I kinda like it when you guys get up and in my face. Its hilarious!
Enjoy!
Marshmallow, Chocolate and Crackers.
Windows Lunchbox. Good art but the only thing tempting is the shrimp.
Amazing portrait in ASCII codes
Lego art by someone who must be the “GeekLord”
Geek pillow. Ultimate pillow for geeks to pass out on once done with their “Geek deeds.”
Floppy disks can still be used to save your pens, data not so much.
A bike made out of computer parts.
Are these hats? No clue.
This is how the computers looked like back in the 1600s.
Eat these cakes and you will be romping all night long saying ” I would like to play. ” Hubba Hubba
Geeky Christmas tree!
Cufflinks for the rich geeks
Handbags for the geek chick. By the way, if you are a geek chick shoot us an email.
This guy is totally our master. This is what we call “Extreme Geek.”
License plate sure are a good way to say “I am a Geek, keep away.”
Apple tissue holder. Found at Bill Gates’ Mansion
Ultimate blogger, podcaster…nahhh “Ultimate Geek.”
Well planted “Geek Tattoo.”
Is this Microsoft’s new marketing strategy - “MS Shoes”
iPod for the shit heads.
The best geek ring for a couple. Slip it in, slip it in.
Masters Degree in Geekology without a doubt.
Umm…we don’t know what to say
See what you can do with computers
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68 Rockin' Comments
November 17th, 2008 at 3:17 pm
Of these, only the top image qualifies as being of a sexual, “hard on” worthy nature. The others are merely interesting and, in some cases, disturbing. Have a nice day!
November 17th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
@Workpost : and who said Geeks can’t be disturbing? People can get “hard on” by many things. Know about girls who can almost feel orgasmic pleasure when they see a sexy red corvette pass by? Understand the analogy and don’t overwork your brain so much. By the way, I mean to say thanks for your comment.
November 17th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
Pictures are alright, but the captions are fucking stupid. I wonder whether the writer is really a “geek” or whether he/she simply has a rudimentary understanding of what a stereotypical “geek” is.
In fact, this blog sucks.
November 17th, 2008 at 7:12 pm
Thanks for putting all those pictures together. I found the link on digg.com and I LMAO XD
November 17th, 2008 at 7:20 pm
Interesting article. Thought the title was just to attract views, but the pictures were interesting none-the-less.
November 17th, 2008 at 7:23 pm
Great list. I’m loving the Apple tissue box!
November 17th, 2008 at 7:23 pm
Hey, My license plate wasn’t Pictured! I live in Utah and My plate says “Linux” Long live the penguin! If you would like a pic let me know where I can email one to!
November 17th, 2008 at 7:30 pm
Yeah a red corvette you’re speaking of and girls who can orgasm without doing anything. Guys are not as fortunate of such a gift.
The top one is the only one that would give someone a hard on. The others are just interesting pictures.
November 17th, 2008 at 7:35 pm
i would just like to add the t-shirt: http://herbalts.com/
November 17th, 2008 at 7:39 pm
OMG dude those are some cool images.
jess
http://www.anonweb.eu.tc
November 17th, 2008 at 7:54 pm
Well done on the use of PNG!
/I’m being sarcastic.
November 17th, 2008 at 7:58 pm
I don’t know about MS Shoes. More like iShoes.
November 17th, 2008 at 8:07 pm
I love those rings…and that chick with the symbols burned in? HOT! In more ways than one.
November 17th, 2008 at 8:07 pm
Ah, you can make your own geek t-shirts here, and then put them up for others to buy if they wanted. Made a start on some geeky ones, and yes I love the tattoo!
http://www.ninjazoo.com/profile.ninja?ui=209858
November 17th, 2008 at 8:31 pm
Not that geeky really. Both Wii remotes are set as Player one. A real geek would get that right, obviously baked by a nerd and not a geek.
November 17th, 2008 at 8:47 pm
What is the girl’s email address?
November 17th, 2008 at 9:36 pm
To Jay: Sorry to burst your bubble, but the fingers with the Power, USB, and FireWire is actually me… and I’m a man. Also, they are scars, not burns. They were cut out with a scalpel.
November 17th, 2008 at 9:56 pm
To keep growing, societies must keep solving problems as they arise. Yet each problem solved means more complexity. Success generates a larger population, more kinds of specialists, more resources to manage, more information to juggle - and, ultimately, less bang for your buck. Thus a geek today is worth far less than yesterday but has much greater attractiveness.
The more you get; the less you receive. Now the geeks need a bailout. That pillow should show apt-get moo.
November 17th, 2008 at 10:23 pm
HA HA , loved it.
Although a few were disturbing, it was a good collection
November 17th, 2008 at 10:38 pm
Where can I get a pair of those rings?
November 17th, 2008 at 10:45 pm
What a great collection of computer art.
is my favorite, and the Marshmallow,
Chocolate and Crackers keyboard - yummy
thanks from tony
November 17th, 2008 at 10:55 pm
i’m a ‘geek chick’ and try to work my nerdiness into projects i make… like my floppy disk tote bag. its a little awkward but solid. lol
November 18th, 2008 at 12:22 am
Tell some crackhead did not burn power, usb and firewire symbols on to his fingers. Tatoos are one thing, but that is balls-out, monkey-shit crazy.
November 18th, 2008 at 1:42 am
Awesome collection!
November 18th, 2008 at 3:05 am
I understand the analogy, the markup on the white t-shirt was distracting me from the other pictures.
November 18th, 2008 at 3:08 am
haha…awesome!!!
http://shoppingoak.com/freebies
November 18th, 2008 at 3:16 am
I want that bag!!! Is it real?
November 18th, 2008 at 3:41 am
The first thing I thought of when I saw those rings was “Wonder Twin Powers, ACTIVATE!”
Good times.
November 18th, 2008 at 4:33 am
Hey, its titled things that -might- give geeks a hard on.
and anyway.
if i was a dude, i would so have a hard on. who cares about the chick at the top… LOOK AT THAT AWESOME CAR!!! OMGSSSHHH AND PACMAN!!?!?! and that tattoo is pretty much fucking win..
November 18th, 2008 at 5:35 am
Awesome post \m/
November 18th, 2008 at 6:26 am
I love GEEK chicks…cause they connect nicely ! lol
November 18th, 2008 at 8:28 am
Heh, I just noticed that the Lego sculpture features the “Heroes symbol” inside the chest cavity. Classy!
P.S. Hope they don’t get sued by NBC.
November 18th, 2008 at 10:40 am
the “MS Shoes” are just wrong… over the top…
November 18th, 2008 at 11:43 am
@danielle,
no way. i would wear them every day.
November 18th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
Very nice collection of images, I really like the first one with the chick.
November 18th, 2008 at 1:43 pm
I’m a geek chick!
November 18th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
OMG do want the handbag (and being a crafty, geeky girl, I’m very tempted to dig some old keyboards out of the closet and try making one. Maybe a clutch with the QWERTY setup on both sides~). And the rings, except I think a more attractive setting could be found.
And WTF@the scarification tats? That’s just ew. I think that when your geekiness reaches THAT level, it’s time for rehab or something. Goodness gracious.
November 18th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
Really funny ones. I like the Lego art and the wooden computer “from the 1600s” particularly.
November 18th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
Haha, Lindsay, if you think that’s bad, I recently got a mouse pointer, the photoshop pen tool, and the zoom tool scarred on the fingers of my left hand. I also have plenty of other geeky body mods. And I am of quite sound mind.
November 18th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
not interesting enough ..except for that bike and lego
oh! ..and the top picture ..i mean ..body parts only ..not the face
November 18th, 2008 at 4:06 pm
Whoaaa! This is way too many comments for me to reply so I will make it short and sweet.
Thanks for visiting and commenting. Now go ahead and subscribe
November 18th, 2008 at 5:47 pm
Where can I get one of those handbags? That is so awesome. (Yes I am a geek chick).
November 18th, 2008 at 6:05 pm
I really liked all the pics. they were awesome. How ever carving your fingers is beyond all right. But who’s to say what’s right.
November 18th, 2008 at 7:38 pm
Good collection, I very much heart the little plushy packman set, var cute!…….I wasn’t so keen on the keyboard bag though, didn’t look very practical, practicality being one of the cornerstones of geekchickness!……(”well…..I can drive that loader”____ ten points if you recognize this qote)
November 18th, 2008 at 7:47 pm
Geek Chick here. A few of these are pretty awesome!
November 18th, 2008 at 7:57 pm
oh and you should add to this list Violet Blue’s “Blogger” ankle tattoo, now THAT is damn SEXY!
November 18th, 2008 at 9:06 pm
@ all readers : Once again too many comments for me to reply to and yes I am lazy. By the way, can you all “geekchicks” say I love The Shit cause he is “the shit.” Thanks!
November 19th, 2008 at 8:41 am
Can i get that handbag? is it real?
November 21st, 2008 at 8:14 pm
im a geek chick ;]
i got a lady boner LOL
November 21st, 2008 at 8:15 pm
im a geek chick and i love the shit ahaha
November 22nd, 2008 at 1:37 am
where can i get that tshirt?
November 22nd, 2008 at 12:56 pm
Aha, so funny.
November 23rd, 2008 at 1:00 am
Yo! Good bait and switch strategy. Ya, ya… I know you suckered me in and I swallowed it. Take a look at some real sex driving machines at The Cyberculture News. It will make your head spin and if it doesn’t just move your mouse over the pic, press down on the left mouse button and move your hand back and forth. You know the routine… the faster you move your hand, the more fun you’ll have. Just like that other narcissistic habit you have, this also is addictive.
November 23rd, 2008 at 8:48 am
where can i get that marshmellow keyboard and pillow and pacman thingies and rings and and… so many! i want them all! well almost all
November 24th, 2008 at 5:32 am
i liked it thanks for the stuff buddy.
November 28th, 2008 at 2:36 am
Love the bag, can you hook a geekette up?!?!?
December 10th, 2008 at 4:20 am
It seems to me - the real pictures (not shown here) are the ones the
geeks invented the internet for in the first place. Not only were they obsessed
in creating a place (obscure location away from society) a.k.a. their mom’s basement.
To view their computer generated fantasies, they also created most of the nipplized,
Goth, Medievil perfect bod chicks that seem to keep them playing so long (in a time warp)
’til they lose their (just enough money to buy the next game my rich geek friend made)
and won’t give me a copy unless I beat him at Warcraft or Everquest and now at
our Chinese Geek’s website ‘Perfect World’. DUDE ya gotta download the Bit Torrent!
February 16th, 2009 at 7:40 am
I guessed the title was a come on but the pictures were good. I liked it.
Dave
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